a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

whats brown and sticky a stick

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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