A dyslexic man walks into a bra

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

long in the tooth!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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