- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A gay man watches football.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

I woke up today

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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