Reading the Terms and Conditions

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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