Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Please? No.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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