- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

I regret everything.....

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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