- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Sex vagina. lol.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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