Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Republicans

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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penis haha

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Asians

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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