- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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