Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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A seal walks into a club.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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