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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Dwight Howard

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Elizabeth Warren

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Women's rights

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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