- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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