- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Tommy got neutered.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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