Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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