Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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