- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

I am quite mature.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

DEATH.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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