Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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ur gey

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My mom

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Anti Joke

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