- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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