- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Arrow in the Knee!

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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