- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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