How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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