- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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