- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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