- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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