- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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