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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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