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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Yanter, Look it up

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

I? Everett

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Robert Mugabe.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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