What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Nuneaton..

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

He--Hey guys

knock knock There's no door

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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