- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

It says so on your cap.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

A train poops its pants.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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