- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

I am very humble.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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