A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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