- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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