- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Tucker Rivera

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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