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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

my gramma died

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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