- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

tim has no humor

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

It says so on your cap.

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