what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

poopy is poopy

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

I am very humble.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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