How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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poop

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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im gey

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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