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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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