The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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