- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

hard cheese

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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