- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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