Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What black and has children A black man

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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