A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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