Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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seek beauty

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

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