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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Why I am at the hospital now: True as it gets. I found on my working desk a small box of fluoride pills, I was like meh, but it said banana, strawberry, mint and pear, so I was like yeah! And grabbed a mouthful before going URGH! Then my friends entered laughing saying "I hope you do well on that test tomorrow!" So yeah, I passed out, and it turns out my "friends" (victims ill torture to they beg for death). 80 MG OF VALIUM!!! Yeah good trucking luck on my test eh? I nearly died twice, somehow, I think I should ask doc if my heart is okay or something, my head is fucked up the floor is all wavy and I cant differentiate numbers Seriously, one guy was gonna come visit say sorry, but he sent his girlfriend instead... My wife was so worried, that when I said: Mind if I have my vengeance by screwing his girlfriend? My wife said: I was so worried, you still okay? That actually sounds like a good scheme... So, yeah... I am typing this because, I am totally going to have a threesome... When and if my ever wakes up again... She agreed... She was always kinda into me but still! If you dont understand this, well... Next time, if you want to poison me, USE SOMETHING THAT KILLS ME! BECAUSE I WILL BE BACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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