- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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