- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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