Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What is both bold and brash? Fox

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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