Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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