- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

a person who will soon die of beeties

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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