- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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