Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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the game

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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