- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How High is a Chinese man

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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