a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Chuck norris

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Poop

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Sex education in Texas.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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