what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Women's Rights

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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