- Anti Joke

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A seal walks into a club.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters