- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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