- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

a black guy hates chicken.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

So one time there was this woman learning...

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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