- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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