Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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WOw you have no life

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Are you a tree

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Neil Lewis

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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