- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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