- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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