- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

H o m o comes out as homo

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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