Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Do your parents know you're gay?

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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