- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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