- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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