- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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