- Anti Joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

You all have Aids

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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