- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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