Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

A terrorist robs a walrus.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Barack Obama plays basketball

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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