- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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