- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

spell backwards: taco cat

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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