A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

a person who will soon die of beeties

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

seek beauty

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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