- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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