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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Where's the soap?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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