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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's big and long? My dick.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Your life

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

tommy is retared

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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