- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A French man gets into a fight

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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