- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

My parents died!

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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