- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Gay republicans

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Jewwy Jewstein

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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