- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Rick Santorum 2012

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Caroline Kelly.

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