Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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The Qur'an

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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