- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

your mum

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Womens basketball

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

My penis is big... not.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

GONNA

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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