How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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