Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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YOU

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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jibby jobby

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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