Where's the soap?

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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This sentence is a lie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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