Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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