What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

tommy is retared

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Your life

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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