- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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