Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

This is Heading 1

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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