Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

How come grilled cheese?

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

child labor

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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