How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Praise Paisley

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Homonyms should be band.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

the holocaust

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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