What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock CUM IN!

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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