- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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