- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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