Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Dusters blow stuff.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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