Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What rhymes with milk...milf

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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