What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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