A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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