- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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