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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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