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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Obama walks into a hospital....

How many light bulbs? 1

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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