- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree