- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Punching a baby

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Women's rights.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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