What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Well, there's one way...

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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