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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Penis.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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