A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Continents are large islands.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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5 people are walking

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