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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what are three short words? i a am

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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