- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Womens rights

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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