Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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2 + 2 = 4

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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David Cameron

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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This is a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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