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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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