Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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