what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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