- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

I'm gay.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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