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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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