- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

wanna hear a joke? i dont

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Do the roar!

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Your mom.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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