- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Knock knock come in.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??