Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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It says so on your cap.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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