What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Do the roar!

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

OOOOPPS /

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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