Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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the holocaust

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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stuarts mum

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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